Monthly Archives: June 2010

Anti-Embarrassment Goggles™

You probably had to go through “the talk” at school and may remember feeling a bit uncomfortable. Hearing about adolescence, puberty, and reproduction makes some people blush and giggle. Well, Huzzahnians are no different. But we have developed an excellent defense: Anti-Embarrassment Goggles™.

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When it’s time for those awkward conversations, just pop on your  Anti-Embarrassment Goggles™–no one will notice your red cheeks or the sweat on your brow. And you won’t be witness to your classmates’ discomfort either! You will be able to learn in the privacy of your own customized Anti-Embarrassment Goggles™ as will your classroom neighbours. Your teacher will tell you all about the birds and the bees, you’ll learn what you need to know to bound blissfully through puberty, and life will be good.

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Your customized Anti-Embarrassment Goggles™ are the latest fashion statement: feel free to strike a pose in these hot designer lenses.

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Here are the winners of the Goggle Trend Eyewear of the Year Awards: from the top-

  • The ‘Groucho Gets Good Marks’ by Josh–recognized for comfort and field of view (you won’t miss any details!)
  • The ‘Lady GaGa Meets Star Trek’ by Caleb -very fashion-forward yet private with wrap-around style
  • The ‘Spring Time in Embarrassment Land’ by Solana: when you do turn pink, you’ll just be rocking these babies even more!

Yes, we are proud of our Anti-Embarrassment Goggles™. We are available for consultation should you require your own pair for your next “Birds & Bees” talk. We are interested in feedback from our clients: do you have any design ideas for future goggles? Please let us know!